SOURCE – The experts used a giant balloon to carry NASA’s Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna, or ANITA, high above Antarctica, where the frigid, dry air provided the perfect environment with little to no radio noise to distort its findings.
A constant “wind” of high-energy particles constantly arrives on Earth from outer space.
Low-energy, subatomic neutrinos with a mass close to zero can pass completely through Earth, but higher-energy objects are stopped by the solid matter of our planet, according to the report.
That means the high-energy particles can only be detected coming “down” from space, but the team’s ANITA detected heavier particles, so-called tau neutrinos, which come “up” out of the Earth.
The finding implies that these particles are actually traveling backward in time, suggesting evidence of a parallel universe, according to the Daily Star.
I’m actually starting to feel bad for NASA and really just all scientists everywhere.
Here they are literally finding alternate dimensions where time runs backwards and we’re just like, “Yeah, but Chuck E. Cheese is apparently delivering pizza to people under a fake name.” These scientists have spent their entire lives and careers studying physics, astrology, and stuff, and working everyday towards making major breakthroughs like this, and when they finally do, we’re just like, “Not now! Aunt Becky is going to jail!”
I mean, this pandemic is hitting us in new ways. Remember a few weeks ago when the Pentagon literally admitted that there are UFO’s out there? But we didn’t care because Carole Baskin was getting pranked by a couple of British teens.
The only person I know who is probably stoked with this news is Christopher Nolan, but even he has been busy dropping the new trailer for his movie TENET (which is fire emojis, btw).
If a man somehow got pregnant right now, it would be like the 11th top story. Why? I don’t know. COVID’s got us all out of whack right now. What’s left is right and what’s down is up and hold up, ARE WE IN THAT PARALLEL UNIVERSE?! Dammit. Did those scientists somehow bring that dimension into this one? Do people actually care about major scientific breakthroughs in that dimension? Are the Browns good at football and/or actually use brown as their primary color?! Which reality TV show host is president in that dimension? Jeff Probst? I bet it’s Jeff Probst. Look, I don’t know who made this discovery, but is there any chance we can go back to the dimension where people actually care about major news like this?