Pink Under-Desk Testicles Stress Ball For When You’re Extra Stressed During Quarantine

It’s not easy sitting at home 24/7 during COVID-19 lockdown. These scrotum shaped stress balls is a vulgar way to take out your stress without yelling at your significant other or your kids. Simply attach the dangling balls to the underside of your desk, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, reach over and give the balls a quick squeeze and tug.

Stress balls. Literally.

Stress balls. Literally.

Aptly named NiceBalls, the under-desk scrotum stress balls are made by a Spanish company Imaginarte, and are available on Amazon for $19.99 proving once again that Spanish people are a little weird.

Stress balls.

Stress balls.

The company that makes this ridiculous thing assures us that it eliminates muscle knots and tension, breaks up adhesions and stimulate blood flow and delivers some kind of therapeutic relief. However, to us it sounds like a bunch of made up bullshit, and we’re are pretty sure that they made this product just because it’s hilarious.

Working from home with scrotum under desk.

Working from home with scrotum under desk.

NiceBalls is made up using hypoallergenic PVC and hypoallergenic oil, so it won’t give you an allergic reaction. That’s good to know because it would be really dumb to stress about potential health issues while squeezing an anti-stress ball.

Stress balls.

Stress balls.

Stress balls.

Stress balls.

Should you really spend twenty bucks for something this stupid? Well, it depends. Do you value your sanity during quarantine? If yes, it might be worth it.

Stress balss.

Stress balss.

Stress balss.

Stress balss.

In case you currently can’t afford to spend money on non-essential stuff, here are some stress relieving activities you can do at home for free: recreate famous paintings, reenact iconic movie scenes, or build a tank for your cat.

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