WE DOIN’ BEERS?!

Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of the beers sent into him. Follow @GRITknox on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send him pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.

You might find this surprising, but I enjoy doing beers. All beers. One of the things I enjoy about them is the artistic representation of themselves they give us on the can or bottle. I love judging a book by its cover, and that’s what I will be providing to you the reader weekly. I will grade these on a 10 point scale and will probably tell you absolutely nothing about the taste, because I have probably forgotten it already. Now, let’s DO BEERS.

Dude blew his top with hops. Creative.

5.6/10

All dressed up and hopped out. Still kind of meh.

3.4/10

Classic minimalist label that reminds me of a good time and also a ram for some reason.

6.8/10

This can will not get a rating. This can doesn’t want a rating. This can wants to make you a friendship bracelet. I will wear your bracelet of friendship can.

Cheers to you.

Sneaky good can with that New Orleans flair. This could be Southern Louisiana’s “Milwaukee’s Best” and I wouldn’t care.

6.4/10

Too much but still not enough.

3.3/10

I’m gonna say it. I don’t like the cut of your jib, Scratchtown…

2.8/10

Like a damned Louis L’Amour painting.

7.5/10

Maximus Textimus.

4.3/10

Hang it in the Louvre. Not a beer, so I can’t rank it, but Jack has been a friend of mine for a long time.

Do beers.

-grit

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